OMG PD: Porn Dispute Leads to House Fire

A woman getting mad at a man for viewing pornographic materials isn’t exactly news. What happened after that in Mt. Airy, however, is a different story.

According to reports, a house fire occurred shortly after a woman confronted her ex-boyfriend about watching pornographic videos.

You Have to Appreciate the Irony: Things got poetic in Ardmore on May 8 when, according to police reports, a car’s rear window was smashed in by a 25 m.p.h. speed limit sign. Nothing was reported missing from the car.

Those Must Be Some Nice Bushes: In Radnor, police responded to a report that about $800 worth of shrubs were stolen from a yard between 6 p.m. and 8 a.m.

(Too Much of a) Commitment to Health: In Malvern, police responded to the reported theft of a Pilates machine estimated to weigh over 200 lbs from a resident’s garage.